Sunday, February 14, 2010

Kevin Smith Is Too Fat To Fly...

While he's never appeared to be the most svelt motherfucker I've ever laid eyes on, Kevin Smith has never exactly looked like one of those three ton tubbies with an oxygen tube taped under their nostrils and being hauled around by a heavy, motorized wheelchair. Nevertheless, Southwest Airlines recently pulled (or maybe rolled) Ol' Silent Bob himself from one of it's flights for being to damned fat to fly.
The details are sketchy (see link to the article below), but I guess Smith is plenty pissed, and Southwest is a wee bit embarrassed.
Note to Southwest: Just tell him how much you loved Jersey Girl, that you're totally looking forward to his upcoming Green Hornet comic, and treat him to a complimentary Hefty bag full of your world famous fancy peanuts.
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Fatty...

2 comments:

The Rebel said...

Jersey Girl? Is there anybody who remembers him for his involvement in Jersey Girl? LOL!

Can't wait to see his new movie though!

Dash MacBastard said...

Unfortunatly, yes. Some of us do remember his involvement with "Jersey Girl".