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- Dash MacBastard
- From deep within the dimly lit bowels of Mount MacBastard- far past the lagoons of molten magma, mere levels away from where only eyeless amphibians, rock men, and mole people dare traverse-is entombed the hidden fortress of Dash MacBastard. Here, the overlord of all that so-called "normal society" has deemed debased, evil, or unsightly, He studies, dabbles in, and delights! Concocting armies of undead minions, genetically engineered Mutoids, Mollusk Men, and WereSquid- He waits patiently for the most opportune moment to conquer the surface world. He goes by many an alias: Sonny Doomsday, Luscious Fucktard, The Reverend Silas Pantywaist, Baron Von Blueballs, Hanoi Xan, and Supreme Chancellor Meatwallet. Little known facts: -Can be reduced to tears by Kermit The Frog's Rendition of "Rainbow Connection." -More than likely Regards you with indifference, or outright hatred. -Eats chumps like you for breakfast. -And right now, he's really hungry. -Has the Death Sentence on 12 systems. -Women love him. -Men want to be him. -Shakes it like it ain't no thang. -Member of "The Blue Blaze Irregulars" since 1984.
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